Wednesday, July 29, 2009

'Hills' Facial Flashback: Now & Then

Although she got her boob job (allegedly!) before appearing on the first season of The Hills, Audrina Patridge has found a handful of ways to change her look in the three years since the show debuted.

A couple months back I couldn't help but notice how odd her face looked and now I find myself mystified by her Mystic Tan and distracted by her dye job.

So, I ran to my DVDs and picked up The Hills Season 1 and compared the ladies to their current selves.

Now and Then

No one has changed more than Heidi Montag, inside and out! After losing about 15 pounds -- roughly the weight of one's soul -- she went under the knife, lost an inch off her schnozz, added about 5 inches to her chest and figured out how to properly dye her hair. Sadly, she was unable to remove the horrifying growth from her side, Spencer Pratt.

Speaking of bad dye jobs, Lauren was besties with Heidi and bleach back then. It's a 'do that positively screams summer after senior year. The near-white hair is like a calling card for girls who don't know any better. Thankfully, her hair is now flawless!

While the other Hillians were causing fake drama, Stephanie Pratt was most definitely bringing the real dramz by getting arrested for shoplifting in 2006, reportedly caused by a meth addiction. So kudos to Steph for beating that -- but she needs to stop making up further problems and go back to simply being one.

Since she's back on the show, I figured it made sense to throw Kristin Cavallari in here. Loved the trouble starter back on Laguna Beach in 2004 and will no doubt love her on The Hills fifth season ... while it lasts!

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